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spencers-sweater-vest:

I’M BISEXUAL

WHICH MEANS I LOVE MATTHEW GRAY GUBLER , HOZIER, THE CONCEPT OF DECAY, AND EVERY WOMAN I’VE EVER MET

tentaclemobster:

seymourdisapproves:

christinafaaaye:

beauty community: *in shambles*

jenna marbles:

[ID: A Jenna Marbles video titled, “I Want A New Face” The thumbnail shows Jenna with a series of unpainted prosthetics glued to her face in a way that vaguely resembles The Thing from the Fantastic 4 movies crossed with the live-action Cat in the Hat. It is very unpleasant. End ID]

lmaooo the description

the-quasar-hero:

the-quasar-hero:

my healthcare plan is if i get sick, i’ll shrink a group of my friends and they’ll go and beat the shit out of whatever illness i have. 

this motherfucka show up? then last thing he gonna see is this

(via funny-jack)

brynwrites:

Me, a writer: I don’t want to write this next scene.

My brain: Then skip it.

Me: But I don’t want to skip it.

My brain: Then write it!

Me: But I don’t want to write it either.

My brain: Well what the hell do you want then?!

Me: … for the scene to have already been written…?

(via illegalcerebral)

unclefather:

(via funny-jack)